Move over Friday night football, I have a game that really will bring back the biff.
Roller Derby hasn't been on TV in years, but after flicking through some YouTube clips, I have no idea why. There's action, suspense, tactic, destruction, athleticism, and best of all a sense of sexy fun.
I love how the girls dress up in their 50s inspired glam, short fringes, fish net tights, personalised names blazened across their backs. And they aren't afraid to get a little hurt.
Where do I sign up?